Seriously, don’t mess with a good thing. Yesterday morning, I stepped out to grab breakfast while Cas was wrapping up in the shower. We have a pattern of behavior for trips that typically involves me showering first. I got ready in the flashiest of flashes so I ran out to that amazing coffee shop and stepped back into our hotel room with two pastries and two coffees, returning to one appreciative husband. When you find something that works, be it an order of morning operations or a good bakery that makes excellent coffee, stick with it.
Yesterday was our trip out to Stonehenge, Bath and a *secret location* to be revealed later. We stepped out onto the street in front of our hotel right at our scheduled pickup time, then we were off. Cara was our guide today, and in addition to being born and raised in Bath, she is currently a Londoner with a bundle of energy and a lot of information. Cas selected this tour and our upcoming one on Wednesday, and for them, he used a company called “The English Bus,” which appears to be a small company with very nice, well appointed vans, capable of transporting 16 passengers to different places while remaining relatively nimble in traffic. We hopped in and found a pair of seats together, listened to Cara’s enthusiastic introduction (including her peppering of facts and information about things in London as we passed them) and headed to Stonehenge. It’s a nearly two hour drive there, but something about the van trip let me and Cas nod off a while. We had brought along iPads for doing crossword puzzles and reading ebooks, but falling asleep easily on different modes of transportation may be my best superpower. I do believe Cas got a few chapters in, but I think he nodded off a bit, too. We got to Stonehenge and were directed on how to board a shuttle from their visitors’ center to the stones themselves, then we were off. We walked up, stood in front of the ancient arrangement of stones and took it in. I don’t get it, and that doesn’t exactly put me in the minority. Is it a tribute? A relic left by prehistoric aliens? A religious monument? Or, as Cas surmised, a set of toy blocks left in mid-play by a giant, prehistoric, Druid toddler? It was as majestic as it was inexplicable. How? And why? The stones are enormous. They are not native to the region, so someone deliberately chose those stones elsewhere and transported them to the English countryside, cut them to the shapes they are, and stacked them. What in heaven’s name for? Nobody will ever really know. But they’re weird, and so, we make pilgrimages to stare and scratch our heads and puzzle over them. We look at them because they are there. Apparently, too, Cas and I look at them because they are big rocks. We looked at Uluru days before our wedding. The next year, we gazed up at the stones of Meteora. We hiked to the top of Barn Bluff in Red Wing, Minnesota and peered to the bottom of the Grand Canyon. We walked among the stone walls and doors of Machu Picchu. We’ll go look at rocks. Naturally occurring or arranged by man, logical or inexplicable, we’ll stand in the presence of unusual rocks and look on in wonder.
When our Stonehenge visit wrapped up, we were off to see Bath. There’s an Abbey there we needed to see, and it certainly lived up to our Abbey expectations. Cas was trying to find out where the choir would be seated during a performance or a service, as a friend of his from work had sung there as a member of a visiting choir. I spent a little time reading the walls and floors. Nearly every surface that wasn’t stained glass or ceiling was covered in plaques noting the death of a loved one, placed as a remembrance. The thing about these plaques was that the majority of them listed the age of the person at the time of his or her death. I stood there, a reasonably healthy 50-year-old woman, realizing my evidently advanced age, according to the average lifespan that church was starting to help me calculate. There were far too many stones placed for folks who didn’t make it as far as I have. It gives you a little perspective.
We went from the Bath Abbey to a local pub that was recommended as a spot that had great cider. The English make lots and lots of hard cider. I enjoy it, though I try not to regularly consume the amount of sugar that cider holds. Fun fact- Cas and I met at a party held at the home of a mutual friend. It was a BYOB situation, if I remember correctly. If it wasn’t, I brought my own beverage anyway. Seems like good manners to a teacher house party. I brought cider. I think it was Hornsby’s Cider. No matter the brand. When we had an hour to spend in Bath and sampling their local cider was an option, I couldn’t see why we would do any other thing.
The secret location was Lacock. It’s a tiny village. Our guide told us that, in order for someplace to be considered a village, it had to have a church and a pub. This spot fulfilled those requirements, for sure. But it was a spot so full of historically perfect little buildings that there are actual rules from the British government dictating what modifications are allowed. Spoiler alert- not many. The outsides of the homes must be kept in the original style. In fact, the buildings are so old and authentic looking, and the streets so narrow and ancient seeming that this village gets used in period movies. Lots of Jane Austen stuff filmed in Lacock. A few Harry Potter scenes show up there. It is really beautiful, and while not as ancient as Stonehenge, it makes my American home feel like the bricks were mortared together yesterday.
After our third and final port of call, we were headed back to London. There was a slight hiccup as traffic slowed for an apparent situation where a bus rear-ended a car, which rear-ended another car, but police and an ambulance were there, and nobody seemed terribly hurt. It did push our return to the hotel to about 8:30, which shoved our dinner plans to even later, and that made for some challenge. Apparently, after 9 pm, the entire riverside of the Thames is a dance club. I’m talking an uhn-tiss-uhn-tiss, neon-and-strobe, girls bouncing in spandex dance club. In Bath Abbey, I felt like a miracle of modern medicine, living to the advanced age of 50. In the environment of the riverfront after 9 pm, I felt like a relic from a bygone era. It gave me some perspective about my age….
It had been a long day. Cas and I decided- after several spots were louder and much livelier than we were at that point, that we’d do well to hit a grocery store and head back to the hotel. Neither of us was terribly starved, as we’re good at packing snacks for day-long bus journeys, so that was sufficient. Sometimes, it’s best to sit in a quiet place with your person and reflect on the amazing day you just had. As we dined on what can best be described as self-styled, upscale lunchables, we enjoyed the relative peace and quiet that being on the fifth floor was affording us. I am sure those twenty-somethings were having a great time, and I am sure I wanted nothing to do with it. Unsurprisingly, it wasn’t hard to fall asleep after that day.
Today, we have theater tickets. Sorry- when in Rome- it’s theatre not theater. At home, I eschew the “re” spelling and opt for the American “er.” Splitting hairs, I know. But we had been to a performance in Addison, Texas of The Play That Goes Wrong for Zoey’s birthday. There is a production in town right now by the same writers called The Comedy About Spies. We’re off to see a matinee today, and if we make it out in time, there’s a free London Symphony Orchestra free outdoor concert in Traflagar Square. We’ll feel so darn cultured by the end of the day today!
But let me make sure to add my special note before Sunday gets rolling in earnest: Happy Fathers’ Day! It’s Dia De Los Dads. I’m shouting out my dad, the one and only Mark Hinds. He’s the steadiest person I know. A North Star for the family whose reliable consistency is something we all count on when the world goes sideways. And though he is currently sleeping as I type, I know Cas intends to call his dad, also named Cas, later today when the time zones are friendlier to such an activity. It’s always nice to hear my top two favorite Cas Dunlaps checking in and catching up. Shouts out, as well to Chad, who I am sure you remember from our Paris entries and my big brother Jeff, the dads who made us into Aunt Heather and Uncle Cas. And with that, we have to get this day started. I will let Cas sleep just a little more, but we’ve got culture to go and enjoy. To the theatre!